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BloodRayne Film Sucks - Apparently

by Ingrid on January 7th, 2006

Well, Matt was kind enough to put himself through the torture of BloodRayne and email me a short review of the experience. Needless to say, he wasn’t very impressed with the film. How disappointing - though not at all surprising.

lol was awful. Utterly just…bad.
The best part was Kristanna Loken’s gratuitous if not oddly positioned sex scene.
AND there’s this advertisement for a movie. At first. You think it’s a joke. One of those things where they’re “play acting” and then someone busts out a cell phone. but NOOO it’s REAL we were in tears before the real movie even started.

The movie is good for a laugh if anything. Though it was getting to be painful to watch at some points.

One of the characters wears a “wig” and we think that they forgot to put it on him for one of the scenes. AHAHAHAHAHAH ohh man.

Um, this just begs the question: what oddly positioned sex scene? ;)

POSTED IN: Musings, Review

2 opinions for BloodRayne Film Sucks - Apparently

  • Patrick
    Jan 7, 2006 at 7:38 am

    No more Game movies for me…except Final Fantasy titles.

  • FPSrantings: where the bias is almost as strong as the opinions » Games to Movies
    Jan 7, 2006 at 10:55 am

    [...] In a recent post I talked about the Doom movie and the possibility of a Wolfenstein one. Well. Last night I had the opportunity to see Blood Rayne. It was painful. You can seen in a recent post from the Play-Girlz that Ingrid managed to post some quick thoughts I had on the movie. Let me express that those do not delve into the horrors of what I saw. Some of the fights scenes were so badly done that I had to look away because it hurt that much to watch them. Why am I bringing this up? Blood Rayne wasn’t an FPS game. [...]

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