Paris Hilton Goes Mobile
Got a mobile phone? Love Paris Hilton? Then GameLoft has the game for you.
Following up its mobile release portfolio that includes games like: Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood, Block Breaker Deluxe, Mission Impossible III, and the colossal mobile version of Peter Jackson’s King Kong, it has decided to venture into decidedly more vacuous territory.
Says Pocket Gamer:
It [Gameloft] has jumped out of the huge furry monkey-shaped frying pan, and into the tiny furry Chihuahua-shaped fire.
Hehehe. Apparently the game is geared towards Paris fans, though GameLoft is mum on the details for now. Wild speculation off the top of my head about the gameplay possibilities has kept me in stitches for about the past 20 minutes.
Top prospects
- Daddy Greenback - waste Daddy’s millions in the shortest time possible
- Shopping with Paris - got what it takes to be a fashion maven?
- Chihuahua the Gathering - a deck based game that allows you to swap and battle your chihuahua, provided they meet size requirements
- Paris’ Home Video Maker - erm..yes…
- Teenage Weight Maintainence Program - Too fat? Not popular? Let Paris take you down the calorie counting road to success. Test your math skills on daily caloric intakes, level up by shedding pounds.
- How Not To Be A Loser (like that loser Nicole Ritchie) - She’s such a loser, that loser Nicole Ritchie. Paris is way totally cooler.
- Country Life: LA Suburbs - help Paris survive roughing it in the suburbs of LA. Mow the lawn, drive a $30 000 car, and try to make ends meet with your own skills at the office.
Who knows, maybe they can make a skanky car babe game that allows players to try to replicate this Hot and Spicy Hardee’s action from 2005.
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