Saints Row 2 Adds Porn Star To Dev Team

It seems like GTA and Saints Row are really just trying to up each other in the “instantaneously offensive” category. Not that Tera Patrick, the adult film star who has just been named to the development team for Saints Row 2, is offensive in and of herself, but really, we’ve got guns, drugs, hookers, beatings, theft…the only thing missing was an insider’s accurate view of the porn industry.
Patrick, who can boast to be among the porn industry’s century club (more than 100 movies), is set to “bring her one-of-a-kind special touch to the project as the game nears release on October 14th”. I’m just barely refraining from inserting [gah] some rather uncomfortable [oops] comments about her particular brand of ’special touches’. Who knows, maybe SR2 will actually embrace a Hot Coffee scenario that is part of actual game play…
Publisher THQ didn’t have much else to say, other than that Tera will be making some PR experiences, so that gamers can kill two birds with one stone and get their game on, and get their pr0n on at the same time.
I have to wonder what the next step is for Rockstar and THQ. How do they top this one? Perhaps we’ll be able to execute combos consisting of doing a line of coke off the back of a Playboy bunny while doing the nasty and using a free hand to gun down a pimp who isn’t paying into your little prostitution empire. Gee, that’d be fun.
Via | CVG
Image courtesy of THQ
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