Suffering From Projectile Disfunction?
Chicks Hate Guys With Soft Guns!!
Play-Girlz Tipster Scarlett writes in with the following very important public service announcement: “What’s the point of having a big gun if it’s always soft? Projectile Dysfunction is a serious issue affecting millions.”
We all know them, the wusses camped out in the corner of a room hoping that you’ll blindly stumble into them because that’s the only way they’re going to mark a kill. Their situation is a pathetic and saddening one, but now there’s help! Very well patterned after a Viagra ad, the ET Quake Wars parody suggests “Stroyent” for avatars having difficulty “getting and maintaining enough health and/or ammo for destruction”.
Stroyent, or more properly humanifil killemal, may just help your in-game impotency and up your game to a whole new level!
Hilarious, well-done, and absolutely applicable.
Thanks for the tip Scarlett!
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